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But anyway, so I changed my locale a few days later, went out to a haunted castle called Urquhart Castle. I can't take up too much time. I'd say I'm always beautiful if I explain in detail what I can. So, I went out to Urquhart Castle. Now, for that, I had a driver who was an ex-sergeant major in the British Army, Tuffy. been all over the world the british army as a sergeant major and uh he would wait a mile away in his car in the dark for me and i had to make my way in the dark uh across all these grounds and the lock gates and so other gates were supposed to be locked around into the castle and then i had to go through the dark castle up up up up up to the crumbling ruins up on top of a parapet there i had to spend an hour signaling to the ufos The first night there, the UFO came right down over the castle.

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And when my session was done, I went back, made my way back out of the castle up to the driver, told him about it, and played the tape for him. I had a tape recorder all the way through all of this. I taped the whole thing. I got a whole stack of tapes on this whole thing. And the next day, the police. reported that people had seen it all over the place, followed in. The woman at the supermarket there in this funny little town had watched it. It's all documented. It's right here, I've got the documentation right here. So what I was trying to do was bring out the UFO so everybody could see it, and I did. This is the point I made. Again, like I did with the documentary.

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And a few nights later, I saw a Loch Ness monster again from the top of the castle in the dark. It took me, what, approximately 50 feet long, and the mass of it rose up out of the lock in front of me. Where I was, you could flip your cigar butt right into the water because that close off the top of the castle. I also saw a ghostly-looking thing. It wasn't too far away from me. It was a white-ish glowing mass that floated around. This was when it was cold. He wasn't aware of it. This is an article in a Scottish newspaper describing this. And the sightings of the UFO documented it. These are statements from the different people involved. But I told them in advance what I was going to do and did it. The UFO report went in, and so forth.

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That was just this March 27th, this year. Yep.

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Ted's hotline to space helps him find Nessie;

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that's a town, that's a name and a half. Grumman will drop it. Grumman will drop it. Last night, I was there; they had a knock-down, drag-out fight. In the hotel where I was, in the pool room, just like on TV, like you've been on TV, where you've seen, you know, the hero comes up to the bar, then you know it's going to be a fight, then in a few minutes, the chair is going to fly, everything gets smashed, everybody gets thrown out the window, right? That's what happened. That's where I was. It was a scream. And there were about 15 other people in the room, they ran for their lives out the door. I'm standing here with my pool cue, because I was in the game, I wasn't going to leave.

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And these two guys are fighting. One's a professional wrestler, and the other one is from the Scottish Guards. And they're running their heads into the wall, and they're hitting each other with glasses and throwing beer mugs flying all over the place. It's funny seeing yourself. And, um, I don't know, brother. I don't know why. I wasn't going. I got a bright idea, see? I got a bright idea. After about half an hour of their fighting and blood was all over the place and everything in the place was smashed, I walked over to him and the professional wrestler had the Scottish guard and was beating him, having him by the hair and was beating his head on the floor.

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And his wife, the wife of the professional wrestler, was there with a beer mug, trying to hit him with it, and I used a judo grab and took it away from her. I said, no, no, I said, let's leave it to the boys. Uh, I said, fellas, I think the police are coming now over there; that's serious, not like it's here, here they laugh. Well, that means something, so they drove it up and uh, they're a funny way, and they got out all right; nothing bad, that's all right. Now, from Scotland, I went to England; it was very funny. Uh, first in England, I went to a place called Salisbury, and uh, they have Stonehenge there, and they had this old castle, haunted castle there.

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So I heard this driver, Eric Portman, and I told him, I said, Eric, this is a little bit unusual. I need to get into these places at night, late at night, like 12 or 1 o'clock. These little tiny places in England, everybody goes to bed at 8 or 9. I said, I need to get into these places at 12 or 1 o'clock at night, surreptitiously. Because, well, it's my field. And, oddly enough, he went along with it. So, I worked out a system. Now, you see, to get into Hornet Castle, the only way you could get into it, you had to cross a moat. And there was a great big gate with huge spikes on the top. Way up here, somewhere. Spikes. Roll of spikes. Needles turned.

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So I told him, Eric, I said, you bring a short ladder and some blankets. I'll put the blankets on the spikes. Find me up on the ladder. And then hop over. Give me an hour inside the dark castle. I'll come back and pick me up. He said, okay. So the first night, that's what we did. We'd go out there, drive up there. It was real late and dark. Of course, there's no way there was any O. A. team. The moonlight's on. I run up to the gate. Climb up on the ladder and throw the blanket up on the spikes and hop up on top of the spikes and pitch over on the other side. And I said, 'I'll see you in an hour.' He said, 'okay.' After an hour, he comes back and we reverse the process.

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And just as we're getting in the car, we put the blankets on the ladder and up comes a police car. You know, English police. And they just sit there and stare at us. Is unheard of, what the heck are we talking about? One o'clock at night, I think this is weird; what are they doing out here? I said, Eric, I said, 'What are they doing out here at this time of night?' So I said, 'Well, tomorrow night's Stonehenge.' Okay, so how many of you know Stonehenge? You've heard of it. Have any of you ever seen it?

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It's a giant mass of giant stones set in a pattern. So I went out there in the daylight first to scout it. I found out what it was and what it's for. It's like a huge battery. it only needs one thing inside the battery to activate it and that's an alien brain the aliens that set up stonehenge were ingenious they didn't want some viewing it had to be with an alien brain and it's very it exudes power and there's a portion of stonehenge which if it's activated too it can cause certain effects I'm telling you the funny things to learn just what you appreciate the most. So that night I tell Eric, okay, Eric, we're ready to go. Tonight you pick me up, bring your blankets, bring your ladder.

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And there was one vulnerable part that I could spot. You know, this is like robbing a bank. But we could get in. One little section of fence with spikes on top. Okay, he said, okay. So we go out there. That night, nothing moving. Everything black. Nobody, no people, of course. All this is way out in the countryside, and uh, Eric opens the door, and this is all out lights! And I fling the blankets over the spikes, chinning up the ladder, and over the top into the fields. I have to; I'm going across the field like a commando. It's real funny, and uh, every once in a while, it's a country road running nearby, and the cars would come by, and the lights would shine what they do.

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I flatten out, you know, and the lights would go away. To go on towards Stonehenge, I had to go over three fences; plenty of little fences. I couldn't hear why you put them there; they weren't very high. And finally got inside Stonehenge in the heart of the thing to the key spot there's a key spot, you've got to go first, but I do. And I'm standing there and I'm activating the darn thing, but suddenly the spotlight starts coming inside. Somebody's tipped off somebody! So I fall down flat on my face and hope they won't see me. I'm behind these rocks; there's a whole bunch of rocks. You can get in between them. A guy comes right over and shines a light right down on me, and he's in a placement uniform – yeah, right!

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He's in a placement uniform. He says, 'You'll have to leave now.' I said, 'Well, hi there; you know, like it's McHale's Navy... Hi there!' I'm just running in here at night to see what it was like. You know, just a tourist. anyway so as we're going out this english policeman tells me sorry chuckle now this was funny he was a small fella and he walked ahead of me as we went out now we're in the blackness and the darkness going out and we had to go through a tunnel from stonehenge down to a tunnel where the tourists come today how he walked ahead of me he was back towards me and

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this is not procedure new york police would use so anyway he turns around to me uh about halfway through there and he said you know uh we have very sophisticated electronic uh controls around the stone did you know that i said no he suggested he said we have an underground headquarters anybody crossing with us we knew right where you were all the time oh boy well so anyway that was kind of fun i went from there to waterminster and uh now now we get to the uh i'm telling you about this we'll forget egypt in the united states let's take warminster and um this is very interesting in warminster um Here's a book written by Hunter Shufflewood. It's a crappy book on UFOs. One of the best you've ever read in your life. And he calls it Warnings from Flying Pets. He lives in Warmington, sir. He spent years there studying UFOs. He dedicated this book to me here. Now, on this page here, I want Lou to read this. Lou, if you will, read that right there.

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There's a small disc no larger than a soup plate and similar in shape with a glowing aura or halo at its edges being whistled down to the gate. It's sized through the corn in rear of us with a peculiar wobbling note. A wobbling note? A wobbling note that belongs to no known bird, just missing physical contact with folks before it. They were up on the top of this hill, like where I was, where I went. Now, here's what I did. I got me another driver. And I grew up here on this lonely, haunted hill at midnight, all myself, when nothing was stirring, not even a single mile, and communicated with UFOs. They came from every direction. UFOs came from every direction. One night, there were five that came right over me.

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Another night, there was one that came right down to where I was. And that's the one you're going to hear if you've got sharp hearing, you can hear it like he said this one came down to where they were on that hill and you heard a warbling note, that's what you'll hear here; it's a warbling note, it's a combination of a bird and an animal but you, you've got to hear you've got to hear uh, what precedes it unfortunately to get to know what's going on. I'm up on the hill all by myself, and I've been followed for several nights by a car with weirdies in it. This is way out in the country now; it's midnight. And, um, okay. No, this is on, uh, this is a week later.

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I'm making copies of the tape; the, uh, this tape. This was a meeting of the Mensa members in this area. This area encompasses many cities, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, and so on and so on. There are millions of people, and out of them, there are 20 members of Mensa here, of which I am one. And I was honored to be asked to be the guest speaker at their meeting, September 12, 1975. And you just heard actually what turned out to be the first third of the meeting because after this I played the the Warminster tape where they can actually hear the wobbling whistling sound of the UFO coming down to my location and then after that for almost two hours the discussion and questions went on they seem fascinated by all this these Mensa members of course have extremely high intelligence in the upper two percent of the world's population and they weren't about to let anything like this they could buy them and it was fascinating but i forgot to turn on and because of the action going back and forth i forgot to turn the recorder back on darn it it would have Been dandy if I had. Okay, so anyway.