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February 2, 1971.....NOTE TO ALL AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAMS
Gentlemen, there are 26 pro football teams in the U.S., and as of this date... 13, or half, of these pro teams...have already been made 'losers' in the oncoming 1971 pro football season starting next fall.
I am Ted Owens (PK Man)...see Saga Magazine, August and September, 1970, March and April, 1971.
The 13 teams listed below will be attacked mentally by myself...by my mind... and stopped cold this coming season. These 13 unlucky teams will have more injuries, lose more games (and be unable to win the World Pro Championship at the end of the season) than the other 13 not listed.
You can blame the Philadelphia Eagles management for this. They publicized that my communications with them...are filed under 'junk mail.' Well, maybe so...but I told them before the start of the last season I'd stop them, and they only won 3 games. You figure it out. Anyway, a demonstration is in order.
The other four teams last season I notified before the start that I'd stop from winning the World Pro Championship...were the Kansas City Chiefs, the New York Jets, the Miami Dolphins, and the Dallas Cowboys. You know now that they were stopped...and if you are astute... you know HOW they were stopped. Those two freak plays...which gave the Colts two touchdowns and won the Pro Bowl for them...were no accidents. They were CAUSED. But for me* the Cowboys would have wiped up the field with the Colts down in Miami.
Here's the list:
* KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
* DALLAS COWBOYS
* NEW YORK JETS
* CHICAGO BEARS
* WASHINGTON REDSKINS
* BALTIMORE COLTS
* SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
* MIAMI DOLPHINS
* LOS ANGELES RAMS
* DENVER BRONCOS
* PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
* BOSTON PATRIOTS
* HOUSTON OILERS
Sincerely,
Ted Owens (PK Man)
Box 3134 CHS
Norfolk, Virginia 23514
*actually the SI's, or UFO intelligences, caused it, using me as their 'spotter'. UFO's? Yes, that's right...go ahead and laugh...but what happened to the Cowboys wasn't so funny. Or to Namath and the Jets. Or to the powerhouse K.C. Chiefs who'd won it all the previous year. Or for that matter..to the Miami Dolphins...who could actually beat the Cowboys and Colts in a double-header on the same afternoon, if it weren't for PK Man, that is.
February 2, 1971.....NOTE TO ALL AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAMS
Gentlemen, there are 26 pro football teams in the U.S., and as of this date... 13, or half, of these pro teams...have already been made 'losers' in the oncoming 1971 pro football season starting next fall.
I am Ted Owens (PK Man)...see Saga Magazine, August and September, 1970, March and April, 1971.
The 13 teams listed below will be attacked mentally by myself...by my mind... and stopped cold this coming season. These 13 unlucky teams will have more injuries, lose more games (and be unable to win the World Pro Championship at the end of the season) than the other 13 not listed.
You can blame the Philadelphia Eagles management for this. They publicized that my communications with them...are filed under 'junk mail.' Well, maybe so...but I told them before the start of the last season I'd stop them, and they only won 3 games. You figure it out. Anyway, a demonstration is in order.
The other four teams last season I notified before the start that I'd stop from winning the World Pro Championship...were the Kansas City Chiefs, the New York Jets, the Miami Dolphins, and the Dallas Cowboys. You know now that they were stopped...and if you are astute... you know HOW they were stopped. Those two freak plays...which gave the Colts two touchdowns and won the Pro Bowl for them...were no accidents. They were CAUSED. But for me* the Cowboys would have wiped up the field with the Colts down in Miami.
Here's the list:
* KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
* DALLAS COWBOYS
* NEW YORK JETS
* CHICAGO BEARS
* WASHINGTON REDSKINS
* BALTIMORE COLTS
* SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
* MIAMI DOLPHINS
* LOS ANGELES RAMS
* DENVER BRONCOS
* PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
* BOSTON PATRIOTS
* HOUSTON OILERS
Sincerely,
Ted Owens (PK Man)
Box 3134 CHS
Norfolk, Virginia 23514
*actually the SI's, or UFO intelligences, caused it, using me as their 'spotter'. UFO's? Yes, that's right...go ahead and laugh...but what happened to the Cowboys wasn't so funny. Or to Namath and the Jets. Or to the powerhouse K.C. Chiefs who'd won it all the previous year. Or for that matter..to the Miami Dolphins...who could actually beat the Cowboys and Colts in a double-header on the same afternoon, if it weren't for PK Man, that is.
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“710202,” Archive Home, accessed July 30, 2026, https://pkman.org/archive/items/show/442.